Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders

These are quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present.
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• "We want to thank the president for bringing Facebook to Nigeria." - Information Minister Labaran Maku.
• "You press men, you always say there are no minerals in Kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite." - Bakin Zuwo.
• "Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria." - GEJ
• "I will water your school and fire your school." - Orji Uzoh Kalu
• "Nigerians don't panic, terrorist attack is everywhere...maybe it is our turn." - GEJ
• "I will rather kill myself than commit suicide." - Dame Jonathan
• "I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira." - Atiku Abubakar
• "Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umoru Dikko.
• "Telephon­e is not meant for the poor. " - David Mark
• "The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States." - Yakubu Gowon
• "School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich." - Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim
• "At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly." - Diezean­i Madueke.
• "Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria." - Obas­anjo
• "The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny." - Malla­m Isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.
• "On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family".. Dame Jonathan.
• "We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result." - Chris­ Uba
• "I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment." - Da­me Jonathan
• "I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan.